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14 phrases found for the topic Humour


Phrase: Stop the world. I want to get off

Author: Groucho Marx

Date: 2017-05-30 23:48:47

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Phrase: A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five

Author: Groucho Marx

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Phrase: I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book

Author: Groucho Marx

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Phrase: If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee

Author: Abraham Lincoln

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Phrase: Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Author: Groucho Marx

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Phrase: Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms

Author: Groucho Marx

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Phrase: Military justice is to justice what military music is to music

Author: Groucho Marx

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Phrase: My mother loved children: she would have given anything if I had been one

Author: Groucho Marx

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Phrase: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read

Author: Groucho Marx

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Phrase: Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member

Author: Groucho Marx

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Phrase: There's one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him. If he says 'Yes', you know he is a crook

Author: Groucho Marx

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Phrase: Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, I have others

Author: Groucho Marx

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Phrase: Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Author: Groucho Marx

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Phrase: Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Author: Groucho Marx

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