Author: Miquel Molina i Diez Source: http://www.polseguera.com/writers/writing-348_a-couple-of-jokes-in-english.html A couple of jokes in English Here are several old jokes in English: - James, the invisible man wants to see you. - Tell him I can't see him today. -Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup! - Sorry, sir, but it should be in the salad. - Waiter, a fly in my soup! - I am terribly sorry, madam, but we have no more flies left. - A man enters a pet shop and says, 'I would like to buy a mosquito.' - Sorry, sir, but we don't sell mosquitos! - But I have just seen one in the shop window! Someone phones the intelligence services, and says, 'Intelligence services, please?' 'Eh, eh!' responds someone.